Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

Groutfit Thursday

Thursday, January 27, where all the boys wear a nice and sleek groutfit to school for all the babes.

“Hey Jay Jay, are you hyped for groutfit thursday?”

“Heck yeah groutfits are hot! Definitely my favorite day of the year!”

Groutfit Thursday by groutfit.advocate January 25, 2022

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

Dead Grotty by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

grotty 

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006

gouty

a disgusting or annoying person. Or both. Often used with the noun: Princess

X: Oi, see dat girl ova dare?

Y: Ye
X: She proper Gouty. Got a gouty fringe too.

Y: Propa Gouty Princess, alie.

gouty by mr vava September 21, 2009

Trout grout

The white and congealed "lady yoghurt" found within the folds of the labia of a lady with particularly poor personal hygiene within the confines of her stench trench.

Bloody hell Doris, I don't care how long you have noshed me off for, I'm not going to lick that, it's full of trout grout.

Trout grout by Blue Man Dan October 10, 2020

grout

When you pull grey hairs out of your head or beard to stay looking young.

A: Man I spent 20 mins grouting my beard last night.
B: Looks good though...
A: Yeah I can't be having grey hairs in it at thirty.

grout by @onlydavidbrowm April 7, 2017