Join Groins and Bang 

The act of joining groins with another individual and having sexual intercourse (copulation)

Hey Anna, do you wanna join groins and bang after our lecture?

Join Groins and Bang by magical groin banging December 7, 2024

Grinstead 

A Grinstead is the best friend that you could ever ask for. Grinsteads are kind-hearted, caring, sweet, and loving. If you ever come across a Grinstead, they will be nice to you. It's as simple as that. They are known for being generous and taking people in when they are in need. If you are lucky enough to have a Grinstead fall in love with you, you will have someone to rely on for life.

That Grinstead is such a sweetheart.

Grinstead by The Mad Hatter 10 October 5, 2012

groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

groin-ball by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

groin hopper 

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

groin hopper by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

groin cleavage 

The gap on each side of a fit man's six pack abs and his pants.

That Brad Pitt sure has some fine groin cleavage in Fight Club.

groin cleavage by Rex Roddy March 23, 2009

groinsaw 

When you grind your crotch into something so furiously, the effect is equal to that of a saw. Used in the first chapter of the fanfiction HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."

groinsaw by Firstpillow December 11, 2009

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005