GroinShot
Spectacular rvs player, renowned for his amazing skillz. He also plays COD where he rank not one, but 2 ranks higher than GunDown!!!
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Groinsword
I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.
Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008
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GroinShot • goonshot • Greenshot • Grinshit • Grinshtein • Groinhole • Groinsword • Going Hot • Goin' Scotty • Grib shot
Greenshot
When you could conveniently save an image, however, you instead decide to take a screenshot for no reason
Groinhole
A recently discovered third hole in men.
Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.
As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.
Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.
As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.
Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
Groinhole by DoveBoi and VirgoChild March 29, 2010
Grinshtein
A super hero comparable to any of the best. Stylistically understated much like the transporter but equally as lethal. Women gravitate to his essence "Pharamones" at play. Best of times include friends, drink, song, and sub zero environments, outsiders / less fortunate cry out "Must be nice". A man of honor, a man of pride, a man of destiny. Most powerfull when seen at tea time or when the lights go down.
Grinshtein by pdufus June 8, 2009
goonshot
A goonshot is a spiritual event powered by porn, charts, and obsession.
It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.
The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame
It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.
The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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