groblot

Groblot - When something really shitty happens

Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!

groblot by EduardBoon December 9, 2008

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Grobletombus Marble Eyes

The cosmic god of life, looks like a jellyfish

"Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."

Grobletombus Marble Eyes by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020

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Related Words

groblot • gooblotz • groblet • Grobletombus Marble Eyes • Groblos Glob • Grobot • F@G ROBOT • GRob Lover

gooblotz

Sticky substances or food remains left on an improperly cleaned surface (like a kitchen table) that may damage paper (like books, mail, or documents).

Look at this; you've left gooblotz all over the kitchen table. Clean it again!

gooblotz by bahweepgrana September 27, 2020

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groblet

A person holding an iron skillet who is hideous to the point of disgust

Did you see that groblet in math class?
Yeah, he looked like a fat kid named Nathan that plays goalie. Disgusting!

groblet by Rodrick McMillan January 18, 2021

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Grobot

Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control

Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?

Grobot by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

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Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad

The groblos glob sank into the mud.

Groblos Glob by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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