grintles 

1) when you shit out lint, you've got the grintles
2) something you say when you're feeling crazy and just need to yell some random shit

"damn dude, i ate that chick's pants yesterday and now i've got mad grintles"

fuck it man, it's all just fuckin GRINTLES

grintles by grimblygrumps April 22, 2009

Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011

Gringlish 

Gringlish is the word best able to describe the fusion of English words and Greek linguistic format.

H Grocaria - grocery store.
To Caro - the car.
Ta beloziria - below zero temperatures.

Greek Americans use Gringlish everyday.

Gringlish by Just a Greek March 19, 2008

Griggles 

Griggles are smaller or less ripe apples left on a tree after picking.

I think I got all of them, except those griggles.

Griggles by Griggles October 15, 2020

Griggles 

Longitudinal rifts of skin on the scrotum resulting from exposure to cold temperature or preferably upon being fully drained by a female companion.

Susan left me with serious griggles - it was great!
I call her 'The Griggler' because she always takes my sugar.

Griggles by TimShark January 20, 2008

Gringlish 

Spanish equivalent of Pig-Latin, in which English words are "Spanishized" by adding "-o" to the end of the word. Frequently used by clueless American college students on Spring Break in Cabo or Cancun.

Spring Breaker: "Donde esta el bano? Yo Need-o take-o un piss-o."

Buddy: "What the heck was that, man? You were totally talking Gringlish!"

Gringlish by El Mexigringo September 30, 2010

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom 

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018