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An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.
Gregs are often poligamists
by fed-up-with-it 21 January 12, 2010
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Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.
I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg
by crabwright June 01, 2006
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A large piece of Elephant dung.
Ohh darn....I stepped in greg!

Yuckk! That's gross!

OMG! Now i have to get new shoes... the greg ruined them!
by LucyLovesMe December 06, 2010
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Grouping of a womans frontal clothing to make it looks like she has a penis
Damn she is so cute..But what the hell is in the front of her dress...Looks like a greg.
by wekillsuckas buddy November 16, 2009
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gayest guy youll ever meet and sucks alot of dick and likes in the ass
ever met a gay person that likes it up the bum..yah thats greg alright
by straightttt September 23, 2012
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(Noun)
A small penis

(Verb)
To have your penis shrunk by lack of use
Billy has a Greg

Billy uses his dick so little, it has gone Greg.
by moop1@1 April 28, 2008
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someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.
by HUGE BUSH June 21, 2010
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