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The art of completely wasting a retail customers time and energy.
I went into my local car dealership and tried to buy a car. I got gregged so hard by my salesman, I had to run out of there.
by TDiddy77 March 02, 2015
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A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.
We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.
by They all laughin' November 10, 2008
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To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.
by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006
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Synonym for 'bothered'.
I'm not gregged either way, to be honest.
by alan W September 04, 2009
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Invented by two bored college students whilst they where suppost to be working and soon it spread around the college.

To load an inappropriate picture of old Greg (From the Mighty Boosh) onto someones computer screen whilst they have left the computer unattened (or are distracted)how ever this may result in them greging you back.

Example 1 # "You've just been Gregged MOTHER LICKER!!!"

Example 2 # (person being gregged) "oh wtf is THISSSS!!"

(the Greger) "you been Gregged mate"
Go on this link if you want a perfect example of being Gregged:
http://api.ning.com/files/IjBsBhchiAWZKP4e-l5Z3kOlFSssqVR9wmtE5JWvgCxZnKscivnYFQn5kBruO-kJZJfqnlP0lOUz-WckfGjMPamoDsz3WNDv/Old_Gregg.jpg
by Im Old Greg! April 13, 2009
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Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.
Damn it I have gone and gregged this new computer!
by Penguin Zoo February 18, 2010
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When someone calls you Greg, even though your name is definitely not Greg.
"Hey Greg"
"My name isn't Greg, it's Sean"
"Whatever Greg"
"Wth..."
"YOU WERE JUST GREGGED!"
by Igotgregged February 28, 2012
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