1) flem, spit.

2) A tall creature that makes coffee, plays guitar and dresses like a middle-aged man.
1) "Someone greenied on the wall"

2) "Shall we go Costa and annoy Greeny?"
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The alias of an evil hacker known to have hacked over 100 computers and over 50 websites. "Greeny" is a SOB who just sits at his "PWH" all day and hack innicent people when he gets bored.

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One who owns an almost infinite supply of pornography.
"Hey,I'm bored, lets go to greeny's house, we can check out his porn."
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An obese english male who often is a child molestor. They specialise in gaming and drinking tea.
Hunny, before we let you on the internet we want to tell you the dangers of a greeny!
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A nick-name for a person who always tries to appear better then their peers. Most commonly noticed in the form of story telling past experiences, which are most often lies.

The "green" aspect of it is a reference to the green mushrooms of any super mario game that gives you "1-up". By definition, a greenie will always try to "1-up" whatever you've just said/done to conpensate for their own lack of self worth.
Angel:I just got a new job, pays really well and I think I found a relly nice place to live with some good roomies.

Zak: yeah, I solved world hunger.

Felicia: No you didn't. Be happy for her and stop being such a 1-Up'ing greenie s.o.b.!
by Reginald McCafferty February 16, 2008
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Someone that is an outcast, not liked in society. A homosexual
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A pejorative term for non-iPhone users. iPhones use iMessage to communicate with other iPhones, oftentimes being quicker than sending a regular text message/SMS message since it uses wi-fi or other internet data. Since non-iOS devices such as those by Samsung, Google, HTC, etc,. don't use iMessage, regular text messaging is required to communicate between an iPhone and non-iPhone.

Greenies often face various forms of discrimination such as exclusion from group chats, being banned from offering their phone camera to capture a moment, and others assuming them to be of low socio-economic status.
Android user: Hey Sean :)

Android user: ...

Android user: It's Ted from Tinder

iPhone user: Oh! Hey Ted! Sorry, I didn't know you were a greenie, I thought this was spam lol
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