greedy grasper Share definition Flag Person in pot rotation that keeps trying to grab the bong and/or blunt. Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper! greedy grasper by sedmond kuecl October 21, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the greedy grasper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch