great mighty poo

a gigantic turd that sings opera.

"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"

great mighty poo by Schwagames April 11, 2008

the great mighty poo 

Noun; A boss battle in Nintendo 64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is a giant pile of poop that sings opera while throwing feces at the game's protagonist, a squirrel named Conker. He is defeated when Conker throws enough toilet paper in his mouth. The Great Mighty Poo loves to eat sweet corn.

The Great Mighty Poo "I am the great and mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you"
He is the reason you don't eat to much McDonald's. Because your poop will become alive.

the great mighty poo by SteamyBunz September 28, 2013

Great Mighty Poo

A giant crap monster that sings opera from the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day", his song goes as, "I am, the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?
...
Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! Sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how'd you think I keep this lovely griinnn? Have some more caviar!
...
Now I'm really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww..
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Ergh!!
GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUT!"

I am the great mighty poo and, I'm going to throw my shit at you...

Great Mighty Poo by x000slifer October 10, 2008

The great mighty poo 

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND IM GOINg TO tHROW MY SHIt AT YOU

“ur mom” your a little shit also you made the great mighty poo in my toilet last night.

The great mighty poo by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022

Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!

“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”

Great Mighty Poo by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025

The Great Poohdini 

Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.

With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.

What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.

Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.

aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"

"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."

"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."

The Great Poohdini by Jonathan Louis Walsh April 29, 2004

great poonpon 

1.sexual intercourse with a woman.

Excuse me, you know where I can get some great poonpon?

great poonpon by Gungnir April 23, 2007