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grandpop 

"yo grandpop died of liver failure" quoted by Jay z
grandpop by Misbah Majeed February 8, 2012

Grandrous Lifestyle 

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing
Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!

Gandrophilia 

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.
It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.
Gandrophilia by goosefacts July 13, 2010

Gandrophobia 

(a) The fear of geese
(b) Hatred and prejudice towards geese
We were having a nice walk through the park when Andrew had another gandrophobia attack.

I really don't like that guy. He's such a gandrophobe.
Gandrophobia by goosefacts July 13, 2010

Grandpoppie 

A grandfather who is the master at throwing shade and starting mess. A undercover stud that has the potential to steal your woman.
Dayquan: why you cryin' bruh?
Treyantè: Laysquanda left me for hayshawndè, she was my cinnamon apple, my baby.
Dayquan: Oh that nigga hayshawndè? Ahhh man, that niggas a grandpoppie.

Keyantè why is nay nay cryin'?
Ah grandpoppie goin' round spreadin rumors.
Grandpoppie by Blessed7 December 16, 2014

grandrapids

The 2nd biggest city in the state of michagan on the west side lower penensala away from detroit,with a history of furnicher manifactoring & has a AHL minor league hocky team. Also it used to be home of the arena football team the rampage.
I went too grandrapids
grandrapids by snakehead plumming December 22, 2010