grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

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grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

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I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

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The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

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To show obvious wealth, like flexing without trying.

John: I'd pick up the Maserati because I want something that grandstands more, like a lambo

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An attention seeking whore.
Normally also a low-rent troll.

Donald Trump called Comey a grandstander.
Every time he opens his slit he projects.

grandstander by 29gts11 August 26, 2020

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To receive fellatio while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet instead of the bowl.

"John keeps talking about how he got a lumpkin AND upper decked somebody the other night."

"Nah, he was just grandstanding - "

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