suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

garden hose syndrome by Bruce S January 2, 2009

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

old garden hose by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Milwaukee Garden Hose 

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

Milwaukee Garden Hose by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.

"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."

Muddy Garden Hose by Imperitus May 21, 2021

Garden Hose 

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

Garden Hose by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

San Francisco garden hose 

The act of pissing out the window of a moving car.

Fuck dude, I gotta piss but we're in the middle of nowhere and I don't wanna pull over.
It's fine man, just pull a San Francisco garden hose.

San Francisco garden hose by Renguardo June 10, 2020