13 definitions by OnlyTheWorstPerson
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.
Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 10, 2019
Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019
Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)
Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 30, 2021