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3 definitions by brandonjoobies

 
1.
a flacid old mans dick
he was limp, like the old garden hose
by brandonjoobies January 09, 2008
 
2.
a word substituted for a fart while your driving and there is a little bit of poo in your pants.
I darn, i just ficklesprits while driving to your house.
WE GOTTA GET HOME FAST, i just ficklesprits.
by brandonjoobies January 09, 2008
 
3.
The art of tasting many a women's vagina
i totally flavtaved on my way home while i was driving. I ALMOST CRASHED AND FICKLESPRITS MYSLEF, but i saved us.
by brandonjoobies January 09, 2008