Gurkhas 

Ultimate alpha badasses from the mountains of Nepal. Bred in fire and brimstone, it's been scientifically proven that Gurkhas are the manliest men of all time. They fight for Nepal, India and the United Kingdom, and march into battle weilding their Kukri 'knives' to the tune of 'Rap Gamez Callin' by Stevie Stone. The United Nations are investigating whether the use of Gurkha in battle constitutes a war crime, and recently declassified documents from the UK Ministry of Defence have revealed that the Trident nuclear programme is a myth, and in fact the British nuclear deterrent has always consisted solely of the Brigade of Gurkhas.

Preparing for an airborne assualt during the Malaya emergency, a British colonel asked the leader of a platoon of Gurkhas if they would be prepared to jump from a C130. Somewhat to the colonel's surprise, the Gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men. The next day, the Gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.

'But at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn't work,' the colonel explained.

The Gurkha replied, 'Parachutes? No-one mentioned parachutes!'

Gurkhas by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

Gurkha 

Incredibly badass Nepalese warriors known for their sybolic Khukuri blades of disembowlment and decapitation, and their contributions to the armies of Britan, India, and Nepal. There have been cases of Gurkha Warriors fighting off over 30 people at a time.

If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.

Gurkha by KEVLAR60442 May 5, 2011

Gokhan 

Gökhan is a Turkish forename meaning "ruler of the sky". The stem of the name comes from the "Gök" and the "(K)Han words. Gök means sky or heaven in Turkish and Khan is (in the Altaic group of languages) a title held by hereditary rulers or tribal chiefs.
Most likely, the first appearance of the name Gökhan is as one of the six sons of Oğuz Khan who ruled Oğuzlar.

Gokhan is such a cool guy.

Gokhan by CAMAROZ28 November 12, 2012

Gorkhali 

the most fierce, brave and the most determined soldiers in the world. Although they are only 5 feet tall in average, they are still respected because of the level of bravery they have soon in the field. Throughout the years, Gorkhali have recieved the several, highest honour medals (The Victoria Cross - 14 men have recieved this award). It has been written that even Samurai's were scared when they heard the Gorkhalis were coming. Samurai's had heard of Gorkhali soldiers, who would come in silence, and slice their enemies throat while they were sleeping. During the Second World War, many Gorkhalis were taken in by the British army to fight in the war. It is because of these brave men, Nepal has been able to survive. When the British came, they took over India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, ... but never did they take over Nepal. It is because of them we Nepali's are able to call ourselves Nepali. So, lets give a minute to these men who have given their life for their country. Eventhough they have died, they will still be in our hearts, they will continue to live on. "Wars come and go, But our soldiers stay eternal"

WHAT HAD HAPPENNED IN HISTORY:

British: Let's kill these people with guns, and take over their country
Gorkhali: We will not stand down, we will kill you with our khukuri, we will chop you like we chop radish

...HOurs pass by, gorkhali with khukuri's fight the British who have guns, BUT STILL, Gorkhali's are not afraid, they chop their enemies like they chop radish.

British: Oh, my god, they are so brave
British: Stop! Don't kill us. Would you like to join our army?
Gorkhali: Sure, why not.

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW:
... Gorkhali's still continue to serve in the British army

By Bishwas Paudel

Gorkhali by Bishwas Paudel October 15, 2005

gorkakke 

Sebastian Gorka’s sticky waifu pillow after a night of soft-bitching it with a box of wine in the back seat of his four-banger girly car.

Hey Twitter, who wants to Periscope my Gorkakke Party? I just got a new waifu pillow!

gorkakke by ScenarioLENS September 5, 2019

scott gorham 

One constant half of the ever changing guitar duo's of the ledgendary band; Thin Lizzy. Born and raised in California, USA he started off playing bass in local surfer bands, and moved to England with hopes of joining the band Supertramp of which his brother-in-law was drummer. however this never worked out and neither did his small time band 'Fast Buck' and through playing numerous pub gigs found that the band 'Thin Lizzy' were trying new guitarists, and Scott found himself and his cheap Japanese Les Paul copy in an audition for which he and 17 year old Scot, Brian Robertson, made up the twin lead guitar places which made Lizzy and their timeless twin guitar melodies and outstandidng live performances. He was in the band from 1974 until 1983 when the band split. He then started his own new band called '21 Guns' but failed to have any major success. He now tours with John Sykes (the last guitarist to join Lizzy) under the name 'Thin Lizzy' with the sole intent of promoting, playing, and remembering the music of Philip Lynott, the unmistakeable lead singer of Thin Lizzy who passed away on the 4th January 1986.

"The man in black, is our candidate for the next President of the United States of America...Scott Gorham on lead guitar!"

scott gorham by mingey June 11, 2006

Gorukha 

Fat fuck that trolls irc and drinks his own urine

peen

Gorukha by jimmy September 6, 2003