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15.
a word used to describe anything. sometimes used when you don't want to say something in front of someone.
John:"That play was so gopher"
Kevin:"That chick's ass is mega gopher."
by ThatSnoverKid October 03, 2007
 
16.
a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion
ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher
by iceicebaby12131231 April 23, 2007
 
17.
to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap
a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 07, 2006
 
18.
An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.
I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.
by Fowzilla November 25, 2003
 
19.
Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP
"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"
by EZFunds May 12, 2006
 
20.
A large, fat person who brags about things no man/boy should brag about. also tends to consume mass amounts of food and will tend to commit questionably gay acts.
That kid over there was bragging that hes captain of the JV golf team...What a stupid Gopher.
by JGron_06 March 02, 2006
 
21.
A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;
I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!
by Bling BLing April 25, 2003