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1.
to take a huge shit
did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
 
2.
Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 05, 2003