Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!

Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.

Goosetard by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009

goosefat 

sticky, lard like substance, used in buttering procedures - see also, "buttering".

Ohhh.... goosefat!

goosefat by Lurpak April 29, 2003

Goosefaggot

A name for a selfish-ass YouTuber (SomeArtist with about 800 subs), who doesn't care what you say.

Goosefaggot messaged me on discord saying "I didn't do anything wrong." even though he was a dickbag.

Goosefaggot by xXGaLaXyXx July 18, 2018

goosedairbus

1. What happens when a flock of Canada Geese is sucked into the jet engines of an airbus which is trying to take off, necessitating a water landing in the Hudson River, or some other unplanned location.

2. Starting on a long trip and due to unexpected circumstances, your trip is cut drastically short. You end up somewhere you don't want to be.

"Within minutes of takeoff, the crew of the US Air airbus hit a flock of geese. They lost both engines. The captain instantly knew they were experiencing a goosedairbus ala Hudson. Fortunately, due to quick thinking and experience, crew and passengers survived unscathed.

Talk about getting goosedairbussed the other day. I started for the West Coast but the NY State Police pulled me over for a busted tail light. I had an old warrant. I spent my vacation in jail.

goosedairbus by slowhands57 February 13, 2009

the goose fair 

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

the goose fair by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

Goosetard by tim June 9, 2005

goosefabra 

calm down

person 1 - "my car just got stolen"

person 2 - "goosefabra"

goosefabra by xlamo August 30, 2022