gookanism

A domestic automobile who has had many modifications made to make it look better and faster. BUT it turns out looking like a gooker.

Did you see that Yellow Ford Escape? What a gookanism!

gookanism by Dr. Wing January 17, 2005

gookanese 

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

gookanese by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Gookanese 

A word to describe an Asian person when you don’t know his origin; inclusive to all Asian heritages I.e. Chinese, Japanese, etc.
Invented in 1998 by Mike Rista

Look at that Gookanese guy studying for his math exam.
I’m really in the mood for some Gookanese food tonight.

Gookanese by CV11 December 25, 2022

Goodmanism 

A type of down syndrome where the host has fifty or more chromosomes.

In my class, I teach myself. It's a wonder she got the job as teacher at all. She has a severe case of Goodmanism.

Goodmanism by Yeet Skadit November 20, 2018

Gormanism 

n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.

She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.

Gormanism by Creepy Nuo August 8, 2005

Gowanism 

A phrase used in a simile form to help explain the situation and/or the action you must perform.

Gowanism examples:

"You got to get on all four's and bear crawl like a wild-ass indian"

"Buggy's gonna go through 4 hole like a diamond through a goats ass"

"Buggy's gonna pass that safety like 2 ships passing in the night"

"Sometimes when your toatin the mail John you have to find a soft spot to lay down"

Gowanism by titanfootball66 December 19, 2007

Goonism 

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018