googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common

Try to look up the band "!!!"

googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

Googlefucked 

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.

"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"

Googlefucked by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009

Googlefuck 

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet

Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget

Googlefuck by Redslap April 9, 2011

Gogglefucking 

Getting so close to someone where as they cannot stand it.

"Jack, stop gogglefucking me, I need my personal space."

Gogglefucking by mariofan251 December 17, 2011

googlefuck 

when you have to hurry up and google something to find out what it is because you are talking to someone and don't want them to know you have no idea what they are talking about and don't want to seem stupid.

Mary told me to yell "Release the Kraken" and I was like Oh god, I gotta googlefuck that before she calls me on it!

googlefuck by RubySparkle March 16, 2010

googlefucked 

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

googlefucked by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

GoogleFuckery 

When Google intentionally sends you to the wrong place. When Google deliberately shows the wrong name of streets or company names. When Google hides results for things, even though you typed it exactly right. When Google deliberately gives you vague results.

That was some serious GoogleFuckery when my new customer couldn't find my building.

GoogleFuckery by DeCall September 5, 2023