| 1. | goober finger | ||
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When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass. The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.
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| 2. | goober glove | ||
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a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger. after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.
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| 3. | wallabe | ||
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A unique, and mystical wanimal known to have healing powers in the nasal glands.
Must be tamed before use. Also; In the beginning, wallabe created the nose and the finger. The public was without weak stomachs. And wallabe said "Let there be picking"; and so it was.
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| 4. | Pistol Winker | ||
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One who makes a representation of a gun with their thumb and index finger while simultaneously winking their eye and pretending to fire the imaginary “hand gun” with a sound effect of a sucking your teeth. David is an annoying pistol winker. Whenever someone has a good idea that he likes, he pistol winks them and makes that annoying sound.
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| 5. | Jordyn | ||
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A gorgeous spectacular girl(: she is a goober, veryy cool. Jordyn is GORGEOUS!
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| 6. | Robin Effect | ||
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The effects that Robin has on all men and women. Super magnetic personality. Man and women are falling all over her. She has them wrapped around her little finger to do her will. The Robin effect is strong in that young girl.
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| 7. | booger farmer | ||
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First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses). Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV. Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.
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