Gonopod: modified male legs on the seventh body segment of some types of millipedes or Diplopoda. Gonopods transfer packets of sperm to females during sex. Male Diplopoda may have one to two gonopods, and may have to form a web to transfer their sperm to a female Diplopoda in reproduction.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'