gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

by itcreaks June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

by Paul Burton June 30, 2004

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

gained weight; got fatter

" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.

by Shle June 26, 2004

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 12, 2015