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Believe what you want, but I honestly consider this the greatest console FPS in existance. My high school buddies and I probably, no lie, spent 500 hours shooting the crap out of each other (Now, now, don't make fun - just play and you'll understand). We even organized a tournament (OK, now you can make fun). It appears kind of clunky to control at first, but once you get the the control scheme you like you start to pick up on the nuances of this, the perfect console FPS (Hah, Halo?! Please). The first time you communicate to your teammate that you'll be there to help fend off the other team's ambush in "ETA, 10 seconds", run up the stairs at the Stacks, grap the Grenade Launcher, and unleash the holy mother of firey hell upon those unsuspecting players below, you'll get it.

No, I'm not a Nintendo Fanboy. I'm not loyal to any next-gen console or company. In fact, I think games have lost most of their soul in the last 5 or so years, no matter the polygon count of your new fighting game. However, GoldenEye is sheer brillance. You need to spend the time with it, true believers. Get some friends hooked. Dust off that old N64, or march on down to your local GameSpot and buy a used one.
And while you're there, pick up the second-best 4-player console game ever created: Super Smash Bros.
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1) The first James Bond movie to star Pierce Brosnan as Bond.

2) Considered as one of the best video games on the Nintendo 64
"Best game on the N64? Goldeneye, man!"
goldeneye by Meik April 2, 2003
A game that showed that console fps can compete with fps on pcs. Truely one of the few games that is revolutionary to gaming.
Had a 3 on 1 match last night. I won because I played as Oddjob. Hard to aim at him cause he hovers so low to the ground.
Goldeneye by whuh? November 14, 2004

Goldeneye Online 

So much potential!!!
But... So many problems that could have been fixed so very easily!!! Stupid EuroCom.
Dude1 is playing Goldeneye Online with random people...
Dude1 - "Yes! 10 kill streak!"
--LOST CONNECTION TO HOST--
Dude1 - MOTHERFUCKER!

Chaos ensues as nunchuk flies through kitchen window only to enter neighboring bathroom of cranky, octogenarian, war veteran and widow neighbor.

GoldenEye Kill 

When one is playing a competitive video game and two people kill each other at the same time. The term orginates from the video game GoldenEye 007 for the Wii where it was common for that type of kill to happen, with both players killing each other.
Ah man me and xXSniperXx just killed each other at the same time, it was a GoldenEye kill!
The best FPS game ever. EVER. Not Halo or Halo 2, those games fucking blow. A shining beam of light on the Nintendo 64.
Me and my friends used to stay up all night playing Goldeneye in the 5th and 6th grade.
Goldeneye by Spiral Abraxis December 17, 2004

Goldeneye Aim 

1.noun
2.exclamation

1. To shoot someone either in the gaming world or in real life without a targeting reticle. (note: True Goldeneye Aim is a single head shot, however multiple dead on shots that result in the death of another is also acceptable) Usually in the gaming world cause much frustration for the fool on the recieving end and could result in broken controllers and shattered televisions. In real life, you're dead so you can't complain after the fact. Goldeneye aim is recieved from rigorous fiendish training on the Nintendo 64 gaming system.

2. A triumphant boastful outcry after humiliating a person in the gaming world or in real life with a ridiculous ability to aim.
Example 1:
person1-Dude let's play some Halo 2 live.
person2-No, I hate that damn game. Those bastards on there have Goldeneye Aim. I gotta dust off the 64 and get to work before I play again.

Example 2:
(person1's computer character perishes in a hail of dual SMG fire delivered by person2)
person1- Fuckin-A thats 32 god damn games in a row! The fuck man?!!
person2- That's that Goldeneye Aim!!! That's that Goldeneye Aim beeeyaatch! You got ownnneed, ownnneed....
person1- Get the hell out of my house!

Goldeneye Aim by mattyheavnr October 14, 2005