costly noun: expressive noun;
1. A duey is a ticket issued by a police officer and or goverment official for driving under the influence of alcohol. You cannot talk your way out of a duey. If you are under suspicion of a duey, most likely you're ending the night with a duey. Duey's are costly and if they pile up destroy your life.(see Whiskey
)However duey's that do not happen to you are things to poke fun at while the reciever of the duey wallows in pure misery. Avoiding a duey requires taking backroads and driving with one eye closed to aid depth perception and vision. Or get a person who is at no risk of receiving a duey to drive you home.
2. Word can be put into phrases, usually old words of wisdom to distort meaning and take the place of a more proper word. Usually done in a state of drunkeness or around many guys working on becoming drunk.
Person 1: Jesus Christ Ray how many beers did you drink?!
Ray: I don't even know(urp).
Person 2: You aint got no ride home, and your ass aint stayin here.
Ray: Fuck it guess, I'm getting a duey t'night.
Person 1:Hey ace
what time are we supposed to head to the fuckin party.
Person 2:As the duey flies I reckon we should head outta here no later than 8:45 whiskey