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1.
Adj. Used to express acute negative feeling.
I wish I wasn't so Goddam useless.
by beteo January 26, 2004
 
2.
The improper way of spelling goddamn, which is slang for god damn.
A: this is so uncool, goddam!
B: umm, did god build a beaver dam or something?
A: no, I mean the word.. dam! you know
B: you're spelling it wrong!
by POQbum May 14, 2012
 
3.
a pair of short shorts that fit perfectly right, the shorts fit so perfect the only comment you hear is goddamn.
There are going to be alot of hot guys at the beach so I am gonna wear my goddams
by Missy Melons November 08, 2011
 
4.
God dam (noun): usually someone, sometimes something, which blocks the creational flow of God.
a blasphemer that calls themselves God.
a schizophrenic who thinks they have God like powers. thinks they have created something with God like powers.
someone who critisizes Gods plan, constantly analyzes God, or even forces their own interpretation of God on another human being, animal, or plant.

: an idea that causes you to doubt in, or attempt to block, the almighty, fluid, and ever-present, passing, creating, and manifesting powers of God.


man #1: "how am i apart of Gods plan?"(God dam)

man #2 "shut up.."

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girl #1: "i can make it rain"
girl #2: " i wonder if i can make it rain too?!"(situation is a 'God dam')
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Destiny/fate(is an idea which, by nature, is a God dam)
by asianlady August 30, 2008