Godcock

1. An exclamation of distress or ire.

2. An adjective describing an impossibly large quantity.

Sweet Godcock of Christ, Mr. Patterson!

Godcock!

Man do I have a Godcock of work to do tonight.

Godcock by Werbsmith September 7, 2007

Godfocker 

Father-in-law Jack's term for son-in-law Gaylord "Greg" Focker in the new "Little Fockers" movie starring Ben Stiller and Robert DeNiro.

Jack's use of the term stems from his realization that Greg, who now has 5-year old twins with his daughter Pam, is next in line to be the Byrnes-Focker family patriarch.

Is the Godfocker worthy of heading up the family cartel? Stay tuned...

Godfocker by dookeyboy December 18, 2010

godrock 

Freddie Mercury at LiveAid, 1985.
Has there ever been a performance to compare?

"That YouTube vid of Mercury is godrock!"
Sound, Mate - but anyone else qualifies?"
"Nah - that was the definitve Godrock"

godrock by railtracksurvivor April 26, 2008

God cock 

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

God cock by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

God Cock 

The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.

"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,

For generation upon generation."

-Leviticus 13:5

God Cock by religious doer April 19, 2010

God Cock 

What religious people are said to suck on by some in the atheist community.

That family really sucks the god cock.

God Cock by Bonkerstheclown January 10, 2009

God cock 

Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.

God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.

As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.

God cock by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005