Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021
a tone tag that can mean whatever you want it to
/ get out *b*itch
/gobble out bitches
/go outside Blizzard
you decide
usually means you’re pretty fed up with someones bullshit though
is trumps skin orange ?
/ get out *b*itch
/gobble out bitches
/go outside Blizzard
you decide
usually means you’re pretty fed up with someones bullshit though
is trumps skin orange ?
by dudehumper6969 December 29, 2022
“Gob” is not a thing it’s an idea and it’s prophets are the “Gobbies” and those who do not believe
Are classified as “Jonah” he is the embodiment
Of denial against the “Gobbies” but We the Gobbies will not bow before the Jonah’s and conform to his wicked and stubborn ways keep up the good fight.
Are classified as “Jonah” he is the embodiment
Of denial against the “Gobbies” but We the Gobbies will not bow before the Jonah’s and conform to his wicked and stubborn ways keep up the good fight.
by The Gob gospel October 4, 2022
Early 2000's Canadian pink/grunge rock band that is absolutely AMAZING and was featured in games like NHL 2002
"I've seen you now about the fourth time baby
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000
by Probably still a virgin August 1, 2022
The word Gob refers to an ancient God/Deity, and comes from Latin America. There have been sightings of them. They are in the human world and their name is Alexis according to old inscriptions in the island of Trinidad and Tobago. They're older than earth itself.
Their daughter's name is Jeebus and was born two thousand and twenty-one years ago.
There is a Bible, 'The Gob Bible' . You can speak to her if you can find her.
Their daughter's name is Jeebus and was born two thousand and twenty-one years ago.
There is a Bible, 'The Gob Bible' . You can speak to her if you can find her.
by Almighty Gob September 2, 2021