25 definitions by The Fat Welshman

An error for meditating, slightly rustic.
Sorrybout that I were teddymating.
by The Fat Welshman August 29, 2022
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In the UK refers to a large wagon like a 40 tonnes artic which shuttles up a motorway dropping bulk parcel deliveries from one major depot off to smaller depots at industrial areas close to the motorway. Can also refer to the wagon driver.
Hey man when will we see the trunker today?
by The Fat Welshman April 28, 2020
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A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.
I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!
by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022
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Any course studied remotely or indeed at Uni on a device where the whole package or most is on line and the total experience virtual or May as well be….
What’s Jake doing at uni?
Laptology - well mostly…
by The Fat Welshman August 12, 2021
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Original meaning is a thingamajig in US slang and it can be used to conceal the meaning from children, strangers etc. Usually tools. In the later 20th Century it came to mean an informal party with music.
Don dropped his spanner under the hood. Dang! Pass me my hootenanny.
by The Fat Welshman August 5, 2021
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A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.
The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.
by The Fat Welshman November 9, 2023
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A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.
Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
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