4 definitions by Probably still a virgin

New York Rangers

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players

Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Probably still a virgin August 1, 2022

Sex

Your silly ass decided to look this up cuz you either thought it was funny for some stupid way (as with me) or you want to jack off to the definitions

Dumbass: "I got bored so I looked up sex on UD"
Literally everyone else: "wtf why?"

by Probably still a virgin August 1, 2022

Sum 41

A canadien punk/grunge rock band from the early 2000's that was featured in games like NHL, and to this day is listened to by angsty teens and nostalgic millennials

"I don't wanna waste my time
Become another casualty of society
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity and back down"
-Sum 41, 2001

by Probably still a virgin August 1, 2022

GOB

Early 2000's Canadian pink/grunge rock band that is absolutely AMAZING and was featured in games like NHL 2002

"I've seen you now about the fourth time baby
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000

by Probably still a virgin August 1, 2022