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A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!
by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 15, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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