goaticorn 

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

goaticorn by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006

Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

Goatcoin 

The based version of bitcoin that is a way to show value for things that matter.

One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.

That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!

Goatcoin by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019

Ganicorn 

Ganicorn is the biggest, baddest gorilla on the planet. He's an amazing cuddler and very lovable, even though he has a scratched left eye and lopsided features. He also really needs a haircut (NOT from Supercuts).

Girlfriend: Ganicorn is so amazing! I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling with him....
Boyfriend: I'm going to f*cking kill Ganicorn!

Ganicorn by goriyalovah April 15, 2009

goatifornication

When you resort to goats because you scare away the ladies. Sorry Isis

"Who's the new babe?" "Nah man it's not like that. It's goatifornication.

goatifornication by Mrfunk April 4, 2015