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A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.
DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.
by Mavia February 05, 2017
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Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.
The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.
by Richo2d3 June 02, 2011
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A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see
Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn
by Khuby February 05, 2017
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