The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009
Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."
Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."
Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
by albert007 June 15, 2007
Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.
"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"
by goatfuck December 19, 2007
GoatfuckMessy, sticky and complicated situation not moving fast enough or at all toward a resolution .
Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized
Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized
by Mek9 October 5, 2018
Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
see above..
by Medium Tone December 3, 2003
Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.
by Saint Jimmy April 14, 2005
Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.
Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
by anjali666 January 26, 2008