6 definitions by albert007

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a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.
Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."
by albert007 June 15, 2007

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Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
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Basically a 12oz shot of liqour done early in the night to guarantee you get fucked up. Generally cheap liqour such as vladimir vodka is used. A person doing a tactic is usually in need of a chaser.
Common amongst tactic doers is the practice of a pre-shot announcement of the night's goal.
Ex: "Tonight I'm going to get a bj from Sarah."
Also common amongst tactic doers is the practice of a post-shot speech or words of wisdom.
Ex: "Goatees originated in ancient rome. When a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would shave off the sides of the beard so everyone in the village knew that this man was a goatfucker. And that's why we call goatees 'goatfuckers'."

Ex: "Yo dude, the dance starts in an hour and I can't dance unless I'm trashed. Want to do a tactic?"
by albert007 June 15, 2007

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bbs
Short for 'burning ball syndrome'. Many times is a case of jock itch. However, may also be a symptom of a std (get it checked son). Common amongst athletes and beach gowers (sand in the shorts, ouch). If you get bbs, gold bond powder is your best friend. Frequent sufferers of bbs generally keep gold bond in their locker or bathroom.
Ex 1: "Dude, I was free-balling it at the beach this weekend and got a wicked case of bbs."

Ex 2: (Girl) "What's that on your nuts?" (Guy) "Don't stop baby. It's just some bbs."
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a blowjob that's so good you blow your load in approximately 10 seconds.
Ex: "Dude, Melissa gave me head the other night. Busted a nut in like 10 seconds. That bitch got the kiss of death."
by albert007 June 15, 2007

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a sexual move involving several steps:
(1) fuck a female in the ass
(2) ejaculate in her anal cavity
(3) insert a beer tap into her anus
(4) pump the beer tap
(5) place the nozzle over her open mouth
(6) fill her mouth with the cum/ass-juice concoction
(7) hold her nose and mouth shut until she swallows
Man, Sheena is looking good. I'd love to tap that ass.
by albert007 August 19, 2008

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