goatdog 

a person whos apperence is worst then a dog and a goat combined.

someone whos mouth is large with massive teeth and a dog like smell and strutt.

o jeez look at that goatdog over there or, ya that guys a total goatdog.

goatdog by emmanuel blackburn October 9, 2006

goathog 

(n), one word, A large juicy penis that enters the rear

Lube up, here comes my goathog.
That whore really can take the ole Goathog

goathog by crackbabyabortions July 27, 2016

Goatdo

Absolute chud solos all of jjk with the most mediocre technique, Fraudta bows down to him and his massive penis.

Goatdo: Do that silly lil dance before me and Wuji no diff you
Fraudkuna and Luta: Sorry Togoat please spare us *start dancing*

Goatdo by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 8, 2025

Guatdog

When in Guatemala, you take a hot dog bun and put peanut butter on one side while jelly on the other. After you top it off with a banana in the middle as the dog,

I have nothing to eat other than a guatdog.

Guatdog by GUATEMALALOVER January 14, 2026