Acting like a gnome
acting like a bastard midget

who runs around thinking they are THEE SHIT
but they arent.

A little person mainly a male who fucks other

homo sapiens for only pleasure

sometimes a woman who trots around a mall,
and scares little children out of the fake bushes..\

it also may be a small child who cries in a corner
b cuz they don't get enough attention

and gets hit in the thigh
with a spiked whip
.....................
THat Gnome jsut fucked me...

Greg: that little cunt kicked me

Belinda: Well, that's a gnomy move kick her ass

Greg: I cant it was a little gnome who cries a lot. it might hit me with a spiked whip
by kenequa July 23, 2009

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1) The female genitalia
2) The act of cunnilingus
1) "I was beating that gnome the other day and my girl starts crying!"
2) "So I said, girl, I'm gonna give you some gnome tonight, if you'll give me that dome."
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To gnome someone is to rub your nose against their's. Also know as an Eskimo kiss.
Hey, will you gnome me?
by ButFli May 15, 2004

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1.Short, stocky little people with big noses, beards, blue tunics, and red pointy hats.

2.Insulting term for a short person
Do you think brian is a gnome?
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a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
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elemantal spirit of earth. Associated with all kinds of rocks, stones, earth, etc.
Hey look, an gnome, wow!
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A person who plays computer or console games excessively or enjoys programming entirely too much. Gnomes are often characterized by their poor grooming skills, atrocious odor and lack of social skills. Gnomes are rarely seen out of their natural habitat, (bedroom) which known as a gnome hole.
Did you smell the stench comin off that gnome? I wonder when the last time he took a shower was? Or the last time he saw a girl.
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