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You just got busted checking out that chick's gnomes!
by FJS April 09, 2006
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insult for a person not of average height
god brad your such a fucking gnome it sickens me
by daniel the beaner March 20, 2007
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A little bastard which may be considered under the age of 12, who cries when ur eating, runs around naked in ur yard screaming and yelling.
That little peice of shit gnome ran in my yard and now im gonna shoot it 550 times in the face with a 9mm uzi. :)
by Dr. T February 22, 2004
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a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on
my brother is a gnome
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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A angry little gnome who experiences gnome rage as a consequence of constant P.M.S
"Hes about to gnome rage"
by squiddy_121 November 14, 2003
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To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice
I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.
by Lizzard11 October 25, 2005
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a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages
"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you
by lilkitty July 10, 2008
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