A gnome is the preponderance of pre-pubescent, or simply underdeveloped teenage males that preoccupy their lives with nerdy online games such as “world of warcraft” and “torn city”. Whilst conversing to their overseas online buddies, they often use a prevalent amount of expressive emoticons and online slang. The average gnome begins their internet alter-identity at a young age, and progress from pet sites such as “neopets” onto bigger and tougher games, such as “counter strike” and “world of warcraft”.
Often, some gnomes progress onto even owning their own gaming website. This however, is only the “leader gnomes”, not the “try hard gnomes”.

The gnomes appearance is often very mediocre, they are usually rather stocky, from all those solitary hours spent at the computer, or quite lanky from the lack of eating from spending many solitary hours at the computer. Their hair is often short and buzzed into a crew cut and their clothing is still chosen by their overbearing mothers.

Many gnomes chose to be employed by their local supermarket as their first job, this often develops into a full-fledged obsession as many gnomes become obsessed and desire a job as CEO when older.
Kael possesses many characteristics of a gnome.
by Dani =) June 12, 2007
These creatures are closely related to the plastic garden variety. However gnomes are made from tastic an alloy made from plastic and pixie dust which gives these creatures the ability to move around during certain hours as well as an odd affinity for pink flamigos and greasy barbeque.
Stop that Gnome its running away with my sausage-snitzel!
by Paranoia May 13, 2004
A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest
Carl Hannes aka FOWL
by UN NAMED January 23, 2004
The most awesomesauce race in the World of Warcraft.

Gnomes are a diminutive, wiry race of tinkers who live underground. In the Second War, they built vehicles and gadgets for the Alliance — submarines and flying machines — to combat the Horde. They are great mechanics and inventors, and are renowned for their knowledge and eccentric natures. The gnomes had a city, Gnomeregan, built into Ironforge Mountain; but invading troggs destroyed it and slaughtered its citizens. Many survivors moved into Khaz Modan and now live with the Ironforge dwarves, and a few traveled with their dwarven friends to Kalimdor. The gnomes are still reeling from the destruction of their home city and are loath to leave the safety of the dwarven tunnels. Most gnomes on Kalimdor remain secluded in Bael Modan. Even after the decimation of their race and the destruction of their city, gnomes are an amiable and kindhearted lot. They make and keep friends easily; others find disliking a gnome to be difficult. Gnomes are long-lived and take a fatherly approach to other races, particularly humans. Gnome society is loosely organized. Most live in Khaz Modan and mix freely with the dwarves, sending representatives to speak to the dwarven king on their behalf. Those few gnomes who traveled to Kalimdor live in a similar fashion in Bael Modan. Gnomes are gifted tinkers. They have a penchant for creating radical technology and innovative designs. They often work together with Ironforge dwarves, developing the blueprints and concepts from which the dwarf smiths draw their inspiration.
What a cute Gnome! Aren't they just awesome?
by Cassehh October 05, 2008
Acting like a gnome
acting like a bastard midget

who runs around thinking they are THEE SHIT
but they arent.

A little person mainly a male who fucks other

homo sapiens for only pleasure

sometimes a woman who trots around a mall,
and scares little children out of the fake bushes..\

it also may be a small child who cries in a corner
b cuz they don't get enough attention

and gets hit in the thigh
with a spiked whip
.....................
THat Gnome jsut fucked me...

Greg: that little cunt kicked me

Belinda: Well, that's a gnomy move kick her ass

Greg: I cant it was a little gnome who cries a lot. it might hit me with a spiked whip
by kenequa July 23, 2009
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