A garden toy that is often given as an award for a person that makes an ass of themselves at parties.
Did you see that girl, she was so drunk at that party she made out with an old guy, she deserves a gnome award.
by Geeky Analyst November 04, 2011
Noun: a small mythological creature who carries your DNA and other genetic material.
The g-nome was responsible for the child's exceptional intelligence.
by carlkorea August 17, 2011
The most legendary garden ornament ever made.
2010 is the year of the the midgets that wear pointy hats and brain wash your mind (gnome).
by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010
To take ones equipment without asking and having absolutely no right to. Sharpies are excluded from this category of stolen goods.
Kristen gnomed my damn pipettman
by big hot mj June 25, 2009
Using the word "gnome" in place of no or know.
"Jimmy did you take the trash out?"
"Gnome, mom I haven't had time."
by Keith234901 November 23, 2008
A gnome is the preponderance of pre-pubescent, or simply underdeveloped teenage males that preoccupy their lives with nerdy online games such as “world of warcraft” and “torn city”. Whilst conversing to their overseas online buddies, they often use a prevalent amount of expressive emoticons and online slang. The average gnome begins their internet alter-identity at a young age, and progress from pet sites such as “neopets” onto bigger and tougher games, such as “counter strike” and “world of warcraft”.
Often, some gnomes progress onto even owning their own gaming website. This however, is only the “leader gnomes”, not the “try hard gnomes”.

The gnomes appearance is often very mediocre, they are usually rather stocky, from all those solitary hours spent at the computer, or quite lanky from the lack of eating from spending many solitary hours at the computer. Their hair is often short and buzzed into a crew cut and their clothing is still chosen by their overbearing mothers.

Many gnomes chose to be employed by their local supermarket as their first job, this often develops into a full-fledged obsession as many gnomes become obsessed and desire a job as CEO when older.
Kael possesses many characteristics of a gnome.
by Dani =) June 12, 2007
A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest
Carl Hannes aka FOWL
by UN NAMED January 23, 2004

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