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2.
A large pile of a white mysterious substance.
She had a big glurp in her hand.
by Cocknasty April 20, 2009
 
1.
Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles
you are a fucking glurp
by Pappy July 13, 2004
 
3.
The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.
Two glurps of water should be enough.
by In4mer October 18, 2011
 
4.
To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.
by lilantie May 19, 2009
 
5.
The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.
I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.
 
6.
A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
by spinxcat August 06, 2004
 
7.
green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)
what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!
by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009