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2.
A large pile of a white mysterious substance.
She had a big glurp in her hand.
by Cocknasty April 20, 2009
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1.
Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles
you are a fucking glurp
by Pappy July 13, 2004
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3.
The noise of an air bubble entering a container as liquid is coming from it; the quantity of liquid delivered for each such bubble.
Two glurps of water should be enough.
by In4mer October 18, 2011
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4.
To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.
Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.
by lilantie May 19, 2009
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5.
The sound that milk makes when you are swallowing it.
I glurped down that glass of milk so fast.
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6.
A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.
Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!
by spinxcat August 06, 2004
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7.
green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)
what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!
by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009
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