5 definitions by Mizlu
by Mizlu October 12, 2020
During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.
by Mizlu July 17, 2019
A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.
by Mizlu January 3, 2017
When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.
by Mizlu July 21, 2019
Getting High while masterbating
by Mizlu March 31, 2019