Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021
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A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).
A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...
by Kelfran November 28, 2020
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A comic book style sound effect. Usually in reference to stuffing more than the space allows in ones mouth or throat.
She attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (Queue comic sound text bubble labeled "Glork!")
by l3igspeck March 20, 2007
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an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound
"You... you..." Glork! "I can't believe you!"
by MushroomBlack July 17, 2003
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The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.
Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....
by freepster August 14, 2009
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A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.

Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.
"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."

"Glork!! It's gone!"
by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006
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