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Harlem Globetrotters 

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
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Gelatine Globes 

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over
-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.
-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.
Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023
Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: โ€œHe who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.โ€
Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019

gnoobenflooben 

GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.
Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!
gnoobenflooben by Idicam April 12, 2017

Globed Up 

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE๐ŸŒŽ or The Goolest.
โ€œI Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.
Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Globeanese 

Globeanese is a language that was created by GE๐ŸŒŽ. The group UAG uses different slang like, โ€œgoolโ€, โ€œno gapโ€, & โ€œwhatโ€™s grackin?โ€
Iโ€™m bilingual, my first language is Globeanese.
Globeanese by Gen Gx October 11, 2022