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1.
gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"
gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!
by gloob October 10, 2007
 
2.
A morsel of anything
Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.
by Legere January 13, 2004
 
3.
Glasses for boobs
"Your Gloobs are staring at me..."
by Hopeless Wishes August 02, 2013
 
4.
A Glee noob. Someone who knows little about Glee.
You didn't know the coach of vocal adrenaline was Rachel's mom? You're such a gloob.
by snakemanjames January 06, 2011
 
5.
someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.
lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.
by hobgoblinpie January 23, 2008
 
6.
Boobs covered in glitter.
Hey, look at Jane's gloobs, they're shiny, shiny.
by Drew Cummings November 20, 2011
 
7.
The name given to a boyfriend who is on their phone but does not text you back
"He wont text me back! He is being such a gloob."
by That Guy 1235 July 05, 2013