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gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"
gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!
by gloob October 10, 2007
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Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.
by Legere January 13, 2004
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someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.
lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.
by hobgoblinpie January 23, 2008
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When a woman jizzes her pants.
I just gloobed my pants !
by CHELSEEEE February 25, 2009
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a strange sort of glue that is used in many countries, such as poland.. think of it as a replacement for pritt stick...
"it is sticky, it is like glue"
"gloob?"
by rosie j November 08, 2004
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"Your Gloobs are staring at me..."
by Hopeless Wishes August 02, 2013
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A Glee noob. Someone who knows little about Glee.
You didn't know the coach of vocal adrenaline was Rachel's mom? You're such a gloob.
by snakemanjames January 06, 2011
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