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glitterblow 

1]When you or someone you know adds alot of hype usually verbal to something that is pretty standard, uninteresting, or unexciting...

2]An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation
Examples
1]"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."

2]To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....
glitterblow by E-rin December 9, 2008
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glitterblast

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"

Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
glitterblast by weyus May 12, 2013

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

glitterbag 

To cover the scrotum in a handful/cup of glitter and the proceed to dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or face of another person
Person 1: We should glitterbag shawn...
Person 2: Consider him glittered.

Gutterballin 

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.

1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

Gutterballed 

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.
Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.
Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011

Gutterball fart 

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
Gutterball fart by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009