Bob: I have had some horrible shits since we went to Raja Elephant and had that vindaloo. I can't believe how much I pay the price for that food.
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!
by weyus August 30, 2015
A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
by weyus August 03, 2017
The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
by weyus May 12, 2013
A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
by weyus July 26, 2018
The reunion of two people that occurs because one of their online accounts has been compromised and sends spam to the other, resulting in the other to reply and reconnect to the first person.
Joe receives email advertising "Make your penis 20X larger with just one pill!" from an old acquaintance, Bob.
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."
by weyus September 25, 2013
1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.
2) The exegesis of text messages.
2) The exegesis of text messages.
After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.
by weyus December 09, 2009
A synonym for cryptocurrency.
John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
by weyus November 10, 2022