15 definitions by weyus

Performing analingus on your best bro.

The sudden realization that oneself is a homosexual.

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.

The act of walking home from a party or other social event where one has drunk too much and committed embarrassing acts, rather than that waiting for or asking for a ride. Often done clandestinely (i.e., without letting your friends know you left).

Usage: Shameabout can be used without an article, in the same way as safari or sabbatical (i.e., "on shameabout")

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

The worldwide cabal of globe (and sometimes atlas and gazetteer) manufacturers that foments discord around the world in order to promote revolution and the creation of new national boundaries in order to promote sales of their products.