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A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
by weyus August 3, 2017
Get the Halfling mug.The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
by weyus May 12, 2013
Get the glitterblast mug.The act of walking home from a party or other social event where one has drunk too much and committed embarrassing acts, rather than that waiting for or asking for a ride. Often done clandestinely (i.e., without letting your friends know you left).
Usage: Shameabout can be used without an article, in the same way as safari or sabbatical (i.e., "on shameabout")
Usage: Shameabout can be used without an article, in the same way as safari or sabbatical (i.e., "on shameabout")
Partygoer #1 - Hey, where did Rick go?
Partygoer #2 - He had a few too many and started fondling the hostess with a soup ladle. Then he serenaded everyone with a rendition of "The Fat Boys Are Back" and threw up on the new sofa. I think he's on shameabout."
Partygoer #2 - He had a few too many and started fondling the hostess with a soup ladle. Then he serenaded everyone with a rendition of "The Fat Boys Are Back" and threw up on the new sofa. I think he's on shameabout."
by weyus January 10, 2012
Get the shameabout mug.The sudden realization that oneself is a homosexual.
by weyus November 8, 2009
Get the gaypiphany mug.Dan: Gurllll, I'mma lick yo elbows 'til ya squirt...
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?
by weyus May 17, 2018
Get the errorogenous zone mug.a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)
I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.
by weyus August 7, 2011
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John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!
by weyus November 10, 2022
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