Glink 

To kill a human with your dick.

Tom glinked her in bed lastnight

Glink by Tom Hoffman April 12, 2008

Glink 

The adjective Glink, is a genre of people who are usually fat, or a loser. Glinks spend their days wasting away on social media and seem to argue with everybody. Glinks are not very hygienic, some may even never shower. Glinks have a broad definition but the idea is they are obnoxious losers that waste away their pathetic lives online or with an attitude nobody likes.

Oh my that large man over there is so filthy, I can smell him from here. Glinks are so gross

I can't believe this guy's response, why is he so stubborn? Such a Glink

Glink by Accurate descriptions April 23, 2020

Glink 

A glink is typically a loser, or someone who is very obese. Most glinks are overweight and have a very deep voice. They also play video games for over 24 hour straight.

person 1: Look at that glink over there!
person 2: Damn he fat lol

Glink by naziburner666 April 23, 2020

Glink 

The sound of an upper incisor falling out of a victorian-era bootblack's mouth.

Shine your shoes guvna? *glink*

Glink by EQV April 11, 2010

Glink 

The sound that is made by the closing of a metal gate, or a gate with a metal catch.

omg i slammed the gate earlier at the bottom of my garden and it made the biggest glink you have ever heard

Glink by cadders December 10, 2008

glink 

bop or using to fingers to hit someones forehead

I glinked Damion upside his head

glink by iikrhaf December 5, 2016

Glink 

a made-up word rumored to be used as an example in an old SAT test. It is typically used as a verb or more rarely as a noun.

“I’m so horny right now dude.”
“Just glinksterbate to this.”

Glink by soldiertoogalac December 17, 2022