Gimpery 

The commiting of an act of gimpishness.

Fred was up to his usual gimpery.

Gimpery by Gallagsn December 2, 2003

gimpery 

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

gimpery by Joniquai January 5, 2004

gimper 

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"

1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.

gimper by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010

Gimper Boyz

The absolute most laziest fucks you've ever even heard of in your life. They lay around all day every day hogging every bit of Internet bandwidth looking up things that lower their IQ and further their paranoia about everything. They also wonder why they can't find employment although they've never even attempted to fill out an application with all their bandwidth hogging. They would attempt to wash a dish occasionally but after breaking an arm trying to lift a tablespoon with their little toothpicks they no longer attempt to try. These gimper Boyz epitomize laziness in every way possible. They also don't own a real stereo but sometimes attempt to crank their music on their crappy little computer speakers.

Those Gimper Boyz sure are some worthless sons of bitches. I'm surprised they didn't get winded walking all the way from the couch to the computer chair.

Gimper Boyz by Blindwilliesyphillis July 5, 2017

Gimper 

A signature maker that uses the Gimp.

Knux57 is an experienced gimper.

Gimper by Knux57 April 28, 2007

Goimpers 

This word is commonly mistaken for "Coin purse" which we all know refers to the sac of skin that encloses the testes and allows them to produce sperm and store it at a lower temperture to the body. Usually the result of a misunderstanding or a miscommunication.

me: would you mind shaving my coin purse?
you: Goimpers?
me: Yeah, coin purse.
you: Goimpers?
me: Coin purse.
you: wait... what?

Goimpers by Dominic Drexel January 26, 2006

gampers 

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

gampers by Rosemary May 8, 2003