1.An arbitary unit
of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper
used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper
covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length
from getting the bus.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length
walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length